Life According to the Pre-K

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I posted recently on a group I am on about some conversation at the Pre-K, and a few other members messaged me that I should post it.  So, I thought I would. I hope you enjoy a few of my “conversations” (and see why I need the blog- I really need to chat with grown-ups sometimes, LOL”)

Ahem-  
Tyler- DON’T sit on your friends. 
Maddy, is that really a good place to put a rock? 
No, no, we put ONLY our OWN hands in our sleeves.  Is that your hand?  No?  Get it out. 
Milk is not for hair.  Milk is to drink.  NO, milk is to drink. 
Puppies are great, yes- but no puppies in the potty, you got him stuck in there last week, remember?  Was that nice?  No. 
Juice is for drinking, not for wearing. 
This is not a toilet. 
Tyler- WE DO NOT SIT ON OUR FRIENDS!!!!!

Just a few words of wisdom.  The next time your job is boring you- just tell someone one of these helpful little nuggets, and watch their faces turn.  
Welcome to the mommy-hood, right?  (Or in my case, the mommy-hood meets world of Pre-School.)
Did we ever think we would be saying these things????