Jersey Girls #Funny

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My husband just sent this to me, and I thought I would share it.

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their
new wives straight on their duties. …..

The first man had married a woman from
Massachusetts. He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the
dishes and clean the house. He said that it took her a couple of days, but on
the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed
and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Rhode Island. He bragged that
he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, wash the
dishes, and do the cooking. He told the men that the first day he didn’t see any
results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third day, his house was
clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Jersey girl. He boasted that he told her
his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry
folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he
didn’t see anything and the second day he couldn’t see anything but by
the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little
out of his left eye!


Got to love those women from
New Jersey.

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