20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Sexual Favors”

7. Finish All Your Sentences With “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”

8. Don’t Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party because You’re Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won! I Won!”

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling

“Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!”

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity…….

20. Copy this and Send an E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..
It’s Called Therapy…

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Comments

  1. vickie couturier says

    wow,,some very good suggestions,I tried that decaf switch with my boss(a ob/gyn doctor) I was his office nurse,,he was a gruff old codger and he said ,,not to try that on him again,,drinking decaf was like kissing your sister,,just blah,,lmao,,,so didn’t do that again,,by the way he doesn’t have a sister

  2. Gina Valley (@GinaValley) says

    All fun ideas! I think I’ve accidentally been doing several of them already! ;o)

  3. Corina Ramos says

    I love the last one! I’m going to try that one and see what kind of response I get from them. My guess is they’ll get into which one of them it is we’re letting go :).

    Happy Friday!

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