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When is it appropriate to give a kid a fluffy poop? No, not when you have finally lost your marbles or to that little punk down the street. It is appropriate when it is a plush Purple Queen poop. Or really, any fun Emoji- my son just likes to play with poop, it seems. Did you ever think that you would be OK with that as a parent? Ha. These fun items are available from IUEmoji, which has a whole line of Emoji plush. A total of twelve emoji s for you to choose from. You can pick from various shades of poop to the more pleasant sounding to my ear (though the kids DO love the poops the best) smiles and winks and even puppies. The little guy is a sucker for emojis, especially the poop one, which is a gas to him ever time.
Adults- please, for your own sanity. This is a poop emoji, not a chocolate soft serve ice cream emoji. Countless adults have told me that it was an ice cream- and it makes me have one of those “head tilt” moments. Even though poop is not exactly palatable, please do not keep insisting it is ice cream- it’s a poop. Kids like the poop because it’s a poop, and the emoji on the phone is meant to say “Oh POOP!” or insert other word. Who says “Oh, Ice Cream!” unfondly? Come now. Consider this a “The More You Know” moment, brought to you by me. You’re welcome.
Now that I have said “poop” a hundred times….lets keep going, shall we? The plush itself is well put together and vibrantly colored. This is a pretty unique stuffed poop, as it were- and she is the queen of all purple poops, actually. Of course! The plush is also a three in one item. One it is a plush pillow, two it is a neck pillow, and three it is a tablet holder. This plush makes a welcome addition to any bed room, boy or girl, and makes for some serious giggles both when opened and when used in general. The Purple Queen Poop makes a great gift for adults or children, but please keep the parental guardians in mind when giving this to a child. No need to offend if that is not your intent. In our house, a stuffed poop is a laughing matter, so no worries on our part.
The neck rest is also easy to “flip to”, and it’s a good toy to travel with since all purposes work for the car or plane ride. Sleep on it, use your tablet, or snuggle with it. That’s right- go snuggle some poop, kid. (Says the best mom ever.)
The Purple Queen Poop plush retails for $29.99 and is available now online.
Fuck you. this killed my son.
Purple poo what kind of plush is next!!
That is so much fun- my kids would love it.
I love your purple pillow. Thank you for your helpful information.