I recently had the opportunity to talk with Kermit, Miss Piggy and Constantine (AKA the “evilen froggen”) about the new Muppets movie “Muppets Most Wanted”, which opens in theaters tomorrow.
The trio was extremely funny- I have to say, Constantine was by far and away my favorite interview-ee. He didn’t miss a beat. No worries, he’s much nicer in person then in the movie- but he still wears his sassy pants all day long, and you know I love that in a frog.
What did they have to say for themselves? Plenty. Read on for the interview.
Kermit: So why do they call you mommy bloggers because I see at least three men.
MALE BLOGGERS: [LAUGHS] We’re known as daddy bloggers. There’s nothing weird going on.
Kermit: Daddy bloggers. Okay I just wanna clear that up right off the bat you know. Yeah okay good, good, good.
Miss Piggy: You’re all just fans of mine.
Constantine: How does this work? Do we ask them questions?
Kermit: No, no, no. They ask us questions.
Constantine: All right fine. Who’s first?
Q : This one’s for Constantine and Kermit. Boxers or briefs?
Kermit: Oh I’m definitely boxers myself, although I’m nothing right now.
Constantine: I just like to go free and easy.
Miss Piggy: [to Kermit]: Do not lie to all these people. They can see the answer right now.
Constantine: I am more honest than you. I wear nothing.
Kermit: No I do like to wear boxers. Every chance I get.
Q: Hi Miss Piggy- Who’s more romantic, Kermit or Constantine?
Miss Piggy: Well that’s easy! It’s Kermie. He’s so much more handsome than this, this uh, toad (referencing Constantine).
Constantine: You know what? She does not know difference. Watch. Close your eyes, Pig.
Miss Piggy: [STARES UNBLINKING] I can’t.
Constantine: Close your eyes. Look other way. Do something, come on. Okay watch this. Miss Pig, can you hear me?
Miss Piggy: You’re not fooling me, Kermit.
Constantine: HAHAHAHA I fool you, Pig.
Miss Piggy: Oh come on, Constantine. You sound nothing like Kermit.
Kermit: See, she has no idea.
Q: I have a question for Miss Piggy. You look fantastic, Miss Piggy.
Miss Piggy: That’s a wonderful question. Thank you so much.
Q: What’s your secret?
Miss Piggy: My secret?
QUESTION: For looking so great?
Miss Piggy: I just woke up one morning and decided I’m not gonna’ age. It’s not for me. I’m gonna’ do something else with my life. I’m not gonna’ waste my time aging you know. I’m gonna’ drink some coffee. That’s what I’m gonna’ do. I’m gonna’ drink coffee. I’m not gonna’ age. I’m gonna’ go get my nails done. I’m not gonna’ age.
Constantine: She also has good plastic surgeon. [LAUGHS] It is true. I only speak truth.
Q: You always look so fashionable Ms. Piggy, and I was wondering if you have a favorite designer and how was it working with Vivian Westwood?
Miss Piggy: Yes. Right now Vivian Westwood is my favorite. She made me some exquisite dresses, including a certain white gown.
Kermit: I’ve seen it.
Miss Piggy: That I wear down a certain aisle in the movie.
Kermit: Which you fortunately you did not get from me. You didn’t get to keep your wardrobe.
Miss Piggy: Well I, I can call her. I can call Vivian. I’m sure she’d let me borrow it again you know. Anyways, I love her fashions. And the dress that she made is really quite something. It’s actually made out of recycled plastic.
Kermit: Yeah, it smells like sour milk. [LAUGHS] But it looks great. It’s true, it’s true, it’s true. We’d say Piggy you got milk? That was our big joke on set. [LAUGHS].
Q: (For Kermit) So we saw Ms. Piggy’s dream sequence. Your future together, you guys get married and you have a cute like pink frog and green pig. Any plans to make that come true?
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